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You were so sad you missed the last sleepover. Don't miss this one!

Tell your mom you're sleeping at my house!

An epic cigar weekend!

Ticket info at the bottom of the page!

You were so sad you missed the last sleepover. Don't miss this one!

Tell your mom you're sleeping at my house!

An epic cigar weekend!

Ticket info at the bottom of the page!

What's happening!

Friday! Day the First

Saturday! Day the second!

NOON! Have lunch with us!

Help Penny get her shit together! (hahaha. Good luck with THAT!)

You'll land some Black Label Trading/Oveja Negra cigars for your hard work--whether you're serving as a pack mule because she's a delicate flower, bringing her a delicious soda, or talking her off the ledge.

2:00 Hilarity and Cigars

and Nintendo Classic Gameathon*

with Drew Estate’s Nick Laramie!

Receive 2 Drew Estate cigars!

Incentives and swag if you do some shopping—Every cigar purchased gets you another entry to win an amazeballs Drew Estate something or other!!

*We know. You're like... Whaaaa? Tell me more! Okay.

We will let you in on this much:

There will be Nintendo. And games. And a leaderboard. And prizes. Can you figure out the rest?

6:00 It's 7-20-4's Kurt Kendall's birthday! Celebrate with his birthday dinner! And cake and ice cream! And his cigars!

No, he won't be joining us, on account of it being his birthday. You can open his presents!

The After (Dinner) Party!

Jimmy Price and Room 101 Cigars throw a hell of a party!

Games, poker, quarters, cornhole, giant Jenga, and who knows what else! Probably alcohol too! Probably

Hey Night Owls!

No, you don't have to go to bed. We probably won't. Stay up with us in the Waypoint Cigar Lounge. We'll drink, smoke, and probably put you to work.

Yeah, we'll throw cigars at you, too! (We're nice like that!)

How many dolla bills, yo?

Today’s kit-and-caboodle will run you $150, and includes cigars at every turn, along with liquor and beer tastings, as well as some (super secret for now) event swag!

Saturday! Day the second!

Early Morning

Continental breakfast for the early risers (weirdos). Plus, lots of coffee!!!

We'll roust Crowned Heads' rep Jake to toss some cigars in your direction, to enjoy with those really good (not kidding!) breakfast sandwiches!

Morning

Join Darren and My Father Cigars as we head to Alderbrook Gun Range in Littleton, NH! Additional cost may apply, but you're going to get some awesome cigars in return! And an amazing experience!

Lunchtime-ish

Make yourself a sandwich for lunch! For sure, there will be bologna and squishy white bread. Chips for sure! Probably some Little Debbies snack cakes too!

Afternoon

Head out with the Fish Nerds and Big Sky Cigars for a fishing expedition! More details to come and there may be an additional cost for this watery jaunt!

6:00 Cocktail Hour

Because we don't want you to get dehydrated! Go wash your hands, have a snack and a drink, and enjoy a surprise cigar!

7:00 Suppertime!

More details on the way, but we'll all be partaking of the Dunbarton Tobacco & Trust awesomeness.

After (Dinner) Party

More Dunbarton goodness, paired with some amazing wine, and chocolates crafted by our pal Gary. Take some adderall, because you aren't going to like yourself very much if you miss these festivities...

After After Party

Ballroom

The greatest cornhole tournament ever held in a dining room! Prizes! Cigars!

Hey Night Owls!

Are you still with us? If you can hang, you may find yourself with some limited edition awesomeness. Also, we'll probably make you work for it.

What's it going to cost you?

Same as yesterday, the today-only ticket will run you $150. The value is closer to umpity-gajillion dollars, and includes cigars, food, liquor samplings, and awesome swag, so you're really getting a deal here!

Sunday, Day the third!

Saturday! Day the second!

Sunday, Day the third!

Early Morning

Whyyyyyyyy are you up so early?

Morning

You don't want to go home. We don't want you to go home. Let's enjoy Fuente cigars and try to come up with a way to make that happen.

Lunchtime-ish

Let's have a good old American cookout and keep working on our plans to not go back to the real world. Crowned Heads serves as the perfect accompaniment for reflective thinking and drinking.

Please don't make me leave

Various locations (Wherever you're hiding...We're probably in the Waypoint Cigar Lounge)

We're pretty tired. Flop down near us and stare off into space for a while. Oh! Before you sit, please get us more drinks! We probably have a cigar or two in our pockets. Tradesies?

Your money is no good here! (Hahaha. Unless it is...)

Today's adventure and opportunities are part of the whole kit-and-caboodle package. If you're coming just for the day, $40 should cover it.

AND ANOTHER THING...

All the featured cigars throughout the weekend will be available for sale! The more you purchase, the more chances you have for the grandest of all grand prizes!

ALSO...Allllllll weekend

Marketplace--Cigars and swag and stuff you definitely don't need, but for realz want!

Raffles throughout the weekend!

Lots of snacks!

Tons of games!

::crosses fingers:: We're putting together an arcade room (hopefully) with darts too! (Please don't throw them at each other!)

Music of some sort!

Unscheduled madness

Stay tuned for more stuff!

Have questions? Email TellYourMomCigar@gmail.com

Pricing, Simplified

Because sometimes you just want to know: What's this going to cost me?

The whole weekend, with lodging (excludes fishing trip and gun range visit) (includes all meals and adult beverage sampling activities and pre-selected cigars during specific events)

$600

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The whole weekend, without lodging (excludes Red Meat Lovers and gun range visit) (includes all meals and adult beverage sampling activities and pre-selected cigars during specific events)

$425

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Friday only (includes all meals and adult beverage sampling activities and pre-selected cigars during specific events)

$150

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Saturday only (includes all meals and adult beverage sampling activities and pre-selected cigars during specific events)

$150

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Sunday only (includes all meals and adult beverage sampling activities and pre-selected cigars during specific events)

$40

Take my money!

Who should we blame for all this magnificent madness?

Lancaster Motel

Cigar Shenanigans: The second one

Lancaster Motel

As Shakespeare says: “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatnessthrust upon them”. Buying The Lancaster Motel is in the latter category. We received this unexpected opportunity to honor the past of this local landmark and give it back its proper place in the community. It is more than a notion, but we’ve started on the quest to bring this 1950's motel into the 21st century. Many thanks to the Lancaster community for your continued support and help...We’re doing this!

—Ruby & Brian

Situated in the center of Downtown Lancaster, the motel offers 27 clean basic rooms where you can park your car, bike, ATV or snowmobile right in front of your door. Our amenities include everything the Town of Lancaster has to offer. We are just steps from all the best restaurants, shops and entertainment options. Our place has a cool local vibe and a great lobby for gathering after the day’s hike or ride. A great place to recapture memories or to create new ones.

112 Main St

Lancaster, NH 03584

603-788-4921

Learn more

BadAssPenny.com

Cigar Shenanigans: The second one

Lancaster Motel

Founded in 2023, Bad Ass Penny is a family-owned (Jay and Penny) business dedicated (that's a pretty strong word...) to providing the highest quality products (and by that, we mean shit that makes us laugh) at affordable (haha. Bitch, you're gonna pay for the hilarity and awesomeness) prices. Our mission is to make shopping easy and enjoyable for everyone. (Just kidding. Our actual mission is to provide the best possible life for our dogs, Winston and Luca. And also live indoors.)

Stay tuned for a pop-up shop in Lancaster, NH! Or check us out online!

Laugh. Shop. Pet all the dogs.

Buy cool stuff!

Cigar Shenanigans: The second one

A handful of crazy folks.

Dogs as the management staff.

So much room for activities.

Also, we have cigars!

Lots and lots of cigars--mainly boutique and family-owned brands!

678 Meadow St.

Littleton, NH 03561

603-575-5509

Learn more

You were so sad you missed the last sleepover. Don't miss this one!

You were so sad you missed the last sleepover. Don't miss this one!

All the things!